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What! No Money?! Ere suck a C0CK!!!
I lost my phone,, so i rang it...i found it!.... OH A MISSED CALL =] :D .... oh :( its only me :(
I did not slap you, I high five'd your face.
She's ridin' solo... JK she's ridin' everyone
Hi, I'm a pillow! I get head every night ;]
I like rainbows
BITCH your only alive because its illegal to KILL You.
Don't be silly wrap your willy
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If you like this, you're an amazing person who is awesome at s e x y time ;]
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we did not.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Boobs make the best pillows.
Never tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
f u c kz whɑt ɑnyone else thinks, do whɑt mɑkes you hɑppy ♥ !"
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ No longer giving a shit
I type out my frustration in keyboard gibberish... a;dsjkf;
British and proud!!
This is my cup of care _/ oh look its empty!
That point in the day you just really want to take your pants off for no reason at all. :)
I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it is awkward :|
I DID NOT LIKE YOU,
I LIKED THE PERSON YOU PRETENDED TO BE
;)
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
Whats The Difference Between A Teabag And England? A Tea Bag Stays Longer In The Cup
I do not wish to up my Viva you smiley ass c*nt
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I Don't Stalk, I Observe.
Ben.
If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It's THEIR lives.
myself.
Its better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an airplane.
After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity
Boyfriends who actually treat there girlfriends like princesses :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . . . . oh crap youre crying
Eminem - Not Afraid
i can insult my best friend..you cant.
Yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall
http://www.acceptresponsibility.org.uk/
"I'm sorry I painted your mouth red..." "I'm sorry I painted your mouth blue..." "it's okay, wanna make purple?"
Shopping Cart FAIL Video
You're 5, u have a phone who do u talk to Bob The Builder?
if you wake up in the morning and cant see, hear or feel anything...your probably dead
"HEY :) ". ____ is now offline. "Well..fock you then"
People clapping at the end of a movie in the theater, and you're sitting there looking at all of them...
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
"Text me if you want." Means "I want you to text me." :]
I say "OUCH!" before I'm even sure it hurt... just in case.
when your teacher disses a student after the student makes a joke & the kid's has no comeback. LOL
There's a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every i don't know, and a little emotion behind every i don't care.
Ke$ha taught me how to spell DINOSAUR!
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell BANANAS!
Lil Wayne taught me how to spell INDEPENDENT!
Fergie taught me how to spell GLAMOROUS! :D
Girlfriend : My Boyfriend would rather play COD then kiss me, Boyfriend : If my COD disk broke I'd sell my girlfriend!
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
Nerd? We prefer the term: Intellectual Badass.
Toy Story 3 Rocks!
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Frakenpoo When you sh1t something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!! Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally sh1t a Frakenpoo!
I did the biggest frakenpoo last night and clogged the toliet
~Alarm~. . .snooze. . .~Alarm~. . .snooze. . .~Alarm~ checks time Crap!
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!
1 friend request. 0 mutual friends. I don't think so.
The Mini Spaz Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling
Roses are red , violets are blue , I have five fingers , and the middles for you ! (:
when my boyfriend makes me mad i call my ex (;
Losing someone hurts......Missing that someone hurts more.....Wanting them back kills you.
L.I.F.E = Living Isn't Foocking Easy.
"did you get a haircut?" "no it grew shorter"
Excuse me, EXCUSE ME.. OH MY GOD, MOVE!!
Escaping from planes via the emergency slide!
"we're gonna stay up all night!" "heck yeah!" *20 minutes later* i'm going to bed.
When your ex says "you will never find anyone like me" and you reply "thats the point" :)
A REAL MAN DOESN'T LOVE A MILLION GIRLS ALL AT ONE TIME. HE ONLY LOVES ONE GIRL A MILLION TIMES.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody now thanks to BP.
Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain
Delivery Scooter FAIL
i like that you like me
I HATE GETTING NOTIFICATIONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME !!!
I don't care If you think boys or girls are better because I'm #1.
Hey baby, here have a turn on COD... LOL jk, go back to the kitchen
R.I.P Myspace....
Girls are the best! Like this if you agree!
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
RIP Bebo...
Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Don't Fall
Celebrity Hair Affair: Katherine Heigl - http://www.lahorimela.com/gossip-corner/hollywood-gossip/celebrity-hair-affair-katherine-heigl.html
Hello HM Treasury, would you like some of my earnings this month? LOL, JK, I'm on Job Seekers!
"No iPods in school!" Yes, because I'm going to cheat off my test, listening to Estonian Death Metal....
one day u will relise that your been childish!
F!ck off Shaun with yah ginger chips
Were BFF LOL JK i go on X Factor just to punch my mate in the face
Thanks for kicking me while I'm down
coffee
Boys are the best! Like this if you agree.
Yeah - That's what she said? She said you like oysters WTF you used it wrong....
Yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall...
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I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
les hommes sont parfois des secousses
smack that
"Hahahahaha, You Failed!" ... "Yeah, so did your Dads condom."
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