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What! No Money?! Ere suck a C0CK!!!

I did not slap you, I high five'd your face.

She's ridin' solo... JK she's ridin' everyone

Hi, I'm a pillow! I get head every night ;]

I like rainbows

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we did not.

Don't be silly wrap your willy

Test This Cool Tool

Never tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ No longer giving a shit

If you like this, you're an amazing person who is awesome at s e x y time ;]

f u c kz whɑt ɑnyone else thinks, do whɑt mɑkes you hɑppy ♥ !"

I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it is awkward :|

Whats The Difference Between A Teabag And England? A Tea Bag Stays Longer In The Cup

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.

That point in the day you just really want to take your pants off for no reason at all. :)

You're 5, u have a phone who do u talk to Bob The Builder?

I do not wish to up my Viva you smiley ass c*nt

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity

if you wake up in the morning and cant see, hear or feel anything...your probably dead

I Don't Stalk, I Observe.

Its better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

Yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall

myself.

Boyfriends who actually treat there girlfriends like princesses :)

Ben.

People clapping at the end of a movie in the theater, and you're sitting there looking at all of them...

If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It's THEIR lives.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an airplane.

"Text me if you want." Means "I want you to text me." :]

i can insult my best friend..you cant.

I type out my frustration in keyboard gibberish... a;dsjkf;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . . . . oh crap youre crying

http://www.acceptresponsibility.org.uk/

Losing someone hurts......Missing that someone hurts more.....Wanting them back kills you.

"HEY :) ". ____ is now offline. "Well..fock you then"

There's a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every i don't know, and a little emotion behind every i don't care.

British and proud!!

Ke$ha taught me how to spell DINOSAUR! Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell BANANAS! Lil Wayne taught me how to spell INDEPENDENT! Fergie taught me how to spell GLAMOROUS! :D

BITCH your only alive because its illegal to KILL You.

Escaping from planes via the emergency slide!

I say "OUCH!" before I'm even sure it hurt... just in case.

Roses are red , violets are blue , I have five fingers , and the middles for you ! (:

"did you get a haircut?" "no it grew shorter"

1 friend request. 0 mutual friends. I don't think so.

The Mini Spaz Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling

when my boyfriend makes me mad i call my ex (;

Toy Story 3 Rocks!

when your teacher disses a student after the student makes a joke & the kid's has no comeback. LOL

~Alarm~. . .snooze. . .~Alarm~. . .snooze. . .~Alarm~ checks time Crap!

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!

Nerd? We prefer the term: Intellectual Badass.

Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody now thanks to BP.

L.I.F.E = Living Isn't Foocking Easy.

R.I.P Myspace....

Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

I HATE GETTING NOTIFICATIONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME !!!

Girlfriend : My Boyfriend would rather play COD then kiss me, Boyfriend : If my COD disk broke I'd sell my girlfriend!

Excuse me, EXCUSE ME.. OH MY GOD, MOVE!!

Frakenpoo When you sh1t something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!! Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally sh1t a Frakenpoo! I did the biggest frakenpoo last night and clogged the toliet

"I'm sorry I painted your mouth red..." "I'm sorry I painted your mouth blue..." "it's okay, wanna make purple?"

RIP Bebo...

"No iPods in school!" Yes, because I'm going to cheat off my test, listening to Estonian Death Metal....

I DID NOT LIKE YOU, I LIKED THE PERSON YOU PRETENDED TO BE ;)

Hey baby, here have a turn on COD... LOL jk, go back to the kitchen

When your ex says "you will never find anyone like me" and you reply "thats the point" :)

A REAL MAN DOESN'T LOVE A MILLION GIRLS ALL AT ONE TIME. HE ONLY LOVES ONE GIRL A MILLION TIMES.

Yeah - That's what she said? She said you like oysters WTF you used it wrong....

Boobs make the best pillows.

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